.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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