i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
