So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
