apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I would fuck him just for his dog
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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