Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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