As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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