i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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