i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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