she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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