I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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