There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I think my moral compass just broke
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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