So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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