Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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