You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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