Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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