dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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