tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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