My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Boobs are out for the taking
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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