Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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