like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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