You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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