I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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