Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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