I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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