You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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