As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
So many bounce houses so little time
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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