i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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