I love black thongs
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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