He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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