Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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