I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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