ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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