that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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