every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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