If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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