I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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