um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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