butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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