I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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