i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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