plz talk dirty to me
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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