Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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