yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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