his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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