awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you had me at cake vodka
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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