He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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