I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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