It's like God shit irony all over that family
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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