i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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