I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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