i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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