the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just found puke in my bra..
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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