Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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