You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
The ass gains better be worth it
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