The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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