He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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